android18:

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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

pillory:

justin bieber getting hit in the head from three different angles

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

sparksfly:

No one makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift

1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight