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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

posted 16 hours ago with 152,977 notes

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

posted 16 hours ago with 181,191 notes

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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posted 17 hours ago with 18,926 notes
yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

posted 17 hours ago with 29,717 notes

xxi-bi:

girl group: *be successful*
people: tbh no one likes them and they’re only famous because they dress and dance like that also please stop doing cute and sexy concepts thanks

boy group: *fucks up*
people: first of all, oppa grew up in korea!!! stop saying bad things about him, he doesn’t know what he’s doing!!!!! #notalloppas #staystrong #webelieveinyou

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lulz-time:


Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

posted 17 hours ago with 410,162 notes
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deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

posted 17 hours ago with 25,141 notes

treat yo self

posted 18 hours ago with 4 notes

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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posted 18 hours ago with 257,630 notes