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earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

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beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

posted 18 hours ago with 47,363 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

posted 18 hours ago with 105,314 notes

saverockandroll:

u ever hear a drum beat that changes ur life

posted 18 hours ago with 209,631 notes

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

posted 18 hours ago with 284,430 notes
Anonymous asked: how often do you masturbate

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

posted 18 hours ago with 103,048 notes

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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posted 18 hours ago with 154,361 notes

depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

posted 18 hours ago with 637,540 notes

theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

posted 18 hours ago with 13,727 notes

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

posted 18 hours ago with 175,505 notes

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

posted 18 hours ago with 398,369 notes

foodchewer:

the best things in life take longest in the oven

posted 18 hours ago with 99,801 notes